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MesajSubiect: Bancuri   Mar Aug 05, 2008 11:12 pm

Joke about an Indian boy on his first day at school in the USA.

It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar

Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade.



The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.



Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death"?

She saw blank faces except Chandrasekhar "Patrick Henry 1775" Very

Good!!!



Then she asked who said " By the People, for the People, shall not

perish from the Earth?"

Again, no response except from Chandrashekhar. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863"

said Chandrashekhar.



The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed.

Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country, knows more! About its

history than you do."



She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians,"

"Who said that?" she demanded. Chandrashekhar put his hand up.

"General Custer, 1862."



At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."

The teacher glares around and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"

Again, Chandrashekhar says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime

Minister, 1991."



Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S*ck this!"

Chandrashekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to

the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"



Now with almost mob hysteria someone said "You little stuff. If you say

anything else, I'll kill you."

Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit

to Chandra Levy, 2001."



The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on

the floor, someone said,

"Oh stuff, we're f**ked!" And Chandrashekhar said "George Bush, Iraq,

2005."
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